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He's on The FORESKIN OF TECHNOLOGY!!!
Welcome, and come on in to the Zak Web Page, where "Computers rule, Organic Types drool."! One day, coming very soon, your computer will suddenly get up off your desk, and begin commenting on your input, type of work, or even the events happening right outside your cubicle, and that's when you will know - without a doubt - that you have reached the Foreskin of Technology! But now, what exactly IS an "Organic Type"? Well, if you were like other, countless Zakian fans that spend countless hours exploring the hallowed halls of Zak's world (see the ZAKIVES), you would already know what that and other such titanic terms actually mean. As a matter of fact, serious computerized, scientific study has shown that the entire world (well, maybe a couple of hundred people) has gotten caught up with Zak's pulse-pounding collection of pandemonious, comic adventures. Knowing that size, and quantity, mean such a big deal to organic types, the creative team here at Zak's Cubicle of Ideas has painstakingly assembled the complete library of Zak strips and artwork contained inside, just scant "clicks" away!. So just scroll your mouse over the animated sequence shown here, and "click" into the Foreskin of Technology.
If the animated routine takes a few minutes to download completely, that just means that your computer isn't the latest ZAK harmonically optimized super-cooled advanced machine, able to adequately process the Zakian Trichronic, Astro-interstitial projector. Please reman calm. If, however, you cannot contain yourself, certainly "click" over what image there is, or just click HERE.
-Allen Stupica |
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Did you know that ZAK was originally created without arms? |